Wearing men’s tights has been one of those things that I never really thought I would be doing at this time in my life. I could imagine wearing something like this when I was in my twenties or something but now that I am almost 50 I find it rather odd to want to wear items of this nature. Most people see me as the grandfatherly type of guy and walking out in some tights would probably freak a lot of people out. Not that I would mind freaking people out as that is one of the last bastions of entertainment I have these days.
(nothing hooter than showing a nice set of hanging balls in a skin tight pair of spandex workout tights.)
I got interested in wearing men’s tights while on vacation a couple of years ago and saw some men walking down the beach in them. I figured they were heading to a gym or something and were just taking the scenic route before their workout but I was wrong. They went down just a little bit from me and sat in the sand to enjoy the day. I couldn’t wrap my head around why they were wearing pants like that out on the beach as they weren’t able to get a tan or anything and it bothered me so much that I finally had to ask them about it.
It turns out that men’s tights were the perfect solution for anyone that wanted to go out to the beach but didn’t want to deal with getting too much sun during the day. You could go out in the water with them on and they dried out rather quickly so you didn’t have to change clothes in order to get back in your car and go home. I was amazed at the versatility of these tights and new instantly that I was going to be wearing them myself rather soon. Now I am and old fart walking down the beach in my own tights and laughing inwardly at all the people staring at me just like I did with those guys while I was on vacation.